This is so close to April 1 that we’re seriously hoping it’s not a prank.
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We never thought asking someone to “send noods” would be appropriate in an article, but condom brand Fiesta has just given us a green light thanks to their Indomie inspired rubber.
This week, the condom brand posted a promotional pic of its new Mie Goreng-flavored condom complete with packaging resembling the instant noodle we’ve all come to know and love – except this time it’s tingling your taste buds in the bedroom.
“It’s your favorite Mie Goreeeng! Discover the sensation of love-making with the distinct taste of Indonesian spices,” captioned Fiesta on social media.
Not only that, Fiesta also paid homage to Indomie’s “addictive” nature, stating “one is not enough, two is still insufficient.” The double entendre references the popular adage that even two packs of Indomie’s Mi Goreng isn’t enough to satisfy one.
It appears that this Mie Goreng-flavoured condom is a part of three new additions to their lineup – the other two new flavours being an iced coffee-flavored condom and Spicy Cimol- flavored condom.
While the thought of an instant noodle- inspired protection for instant gratification dropping so close to 1st April may be a little bit suspicious, Fiesta says the condom is available now at Indonesian online marketplaces such as Tokopedia and Shopee.
Checks on their online marketplaces at the time of writing reveal no such condom available yet, but we’re keeping our fingers crossed.
If you can’t wait to get your hands on similarly tasty love rubbers, Malaysian condom maker Karex Bhd has a pretty delicious spread of rendang, nasi lemak, teh tarik and durian condoms.
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