Using Malaysiaâ€™s public trains is quite the emotional roller coaster.
On one hand, weâ€™re eternally grateful for the cheap, efficient and relatively reliable service. But on the other hand, some passengers can be a REAL nightmare.
Despite countless reminders by the operators on train etiquette, Malaysians seem to have a case of amnesia when confronted about this.
So weâ€™re here to remind Malaysians once again on these 10 basic public transportation train etiquettes that they keep forgetting.
1. QUEUE UP, PLEASE!
Remember when our teachers taught us how to queue up in kindergarten?
Apparently, most of us donâ€™t.
Itâ€™s really easy, thereâ€™s two queues at the side of each door. Just stand behind the person in front of you and patiently wait your turn to enter.
2. Let People Come Out of the Train FIRST
In order for you to fit in the train, there needs to be some room right?
So, wait at the side of the doors. Do not stand right in the middle of the doorway and block the path for people exiting the train, that just slows everyone down.
If you miss the train, thereâ€™s really no real rush. The next one usually arrives within 5 â€“ 10 minutes. Chill lah.
3. Manage Your Bags Appropriately
If youâ€™re carrying a big backpack, please carry it on your front instead of behind.
That way, your bag wonâ€™t keep hitting people in the face. Plus, you get to keep a closer eye on your belongings. Otherwise, just put it on the floor between your legs.
4. One Seat Per Human Body
Donâ€™t kangkang or put your feet up on the chairs or even make it your bed. Space on the train is precious and everyone needs a spot.
Oh, and your bags donâ€™t need a seat. Just put in on the floor under your legs to avoid tripping others.
5. Use Priority Seats Correctly
Okay, thereâ€™s two camps on priority seating.
- Camp 1: Unless youâ€™re pregnant, disabled, elderly or sick, donâ€™t use AT ALL.
- Camp 2: Can sit if the train is full but give up your seat up the moment someone who really needs it walks into the train.
Our advice: Give the priority seats a complete miss if the trainâ€™s not full.
But if youâ€™re going to use it, you MUST be alert of other passengers boarding the train who might need it more. That means looking up from your phone (or book) often to keep an eye out for other passengers.
Which brings us to our next pointâ€¦
6. USE YOUR EARPHONES
This probably the most annoying trait of Malaysiaâ€™s train users.
Youâ€™re sitting on the train, minding your own business in peace when suddenly the fellow next to you decides he MUST watch that forwarded WhatsApp video on exploding phones right that moment at FULL volume.
Sure, sharing is caring but not everyone cares. Pop in those earbuds and you can enjoy that video without having a hundred people glaring at you.
7. Leave The Pole Hugging For The Club
We have no idea why, but Malaysian public transportation users seem to be quite affectionate of the pole (train pole, donâ€™t be naughty).
As much as you love the metal pole, donâ€™t hug or lean against it. Itâ€™s meant to be shared with other commuters for their safety, especially when the train jerks to a stop.
So please, leave some space and leave the dancing for the club.
8. The Emergency Button Is No Playing Matter
Do you remember that viral video of some young Malaysians playing with the MRT emergency button?
While it turned out that they didnâ€™t actually press the button, it was still an inappropriate and possibly dangerous action.
One wrong push and the entire system gets put on high alert. Besides, crowding around the emergency button slows down emergency response.
In any case, misuse of the emergency button can lead to fines up to RM10,000. If you want some laughs, a comedy show ticket is a lot cheaper.
9. Your Boyfriend Does Not Belong In Women Only Coaches
This oneâ€™s for the KTM users. The women only coach exists to address the many sexual harassment incidences that female passengers experience on public transportation. Itâ€™s supposed to be a safe space.
If you identify as male, DO NOT ENTER. Let the ladies have some sense of security.
10. Escalator Golden Rule: Stand on the left, walk on the right.
Stand on the left, walk on the right. Stand on the left,
walk on the right. Stand on the left, walk on the right. Stand on the left,
walk on the right. Stand on the left, walk on the right.
Repeat until the message is deeply embedded in your brain.
This rule applies ANYWHERE in Malaysia. Donâ€™t block the path and donâ€™t be selfish.
There you have it, 10 basic public transportation train etiquette thatâ€™s really easy to remember and follow.
If you know anyone who needs a gentle reminder, just show them this article. Or just share this as an act of public service. Trust us, itâ€™ll make everyoneâ€™s lives better!
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