PSA: Econsave Malaysia’s official Twitter account is hilarious and you should start following them now (#NotAnAd #EconsavePlsSponsorUs)
Recently, Econsave posted a tweet advertising a vacant position at their company. Their social media manager explained that they didn’t have much time to prepare a poster for the position. Hence, they put two pictures together and asked Twitterjaya to guess what the position might be.
Guys. Ada vancancy baru ni. Tapi tak sempat lah buat poster.Harap boleh tafsirkan sendiri ok. We are looking for Executive…. pic.twitter.com/hiDSekpEff— Econsave (@econsavemy) July 1, 2019
In the tweet thread, they dropped a couple of hints in the form of the job’s description.
Job Description— Econsave (@econsavemy) July 1, 2019
1) Supervise the day to day warehouse and distribution operations
2) Manage inventory
3) Organise deliveries and distribution
4) Maintain vehicles and facilities
5) Working Location: Meru / Banting (Econsave’s Distribution Centre)
Requirement— Econsave (@econsavemy) July 1, 2019
1) Candidate must possess at least a Diploma or Bachelor’s Degree in logistic or any related field
2) Able to supervise
Twitterjaya loved it!
Cc bos HR #eh— Econsave (@econsavemy) July 1, 2019
“HR Dept, please give this guy a promotion and increase his allowance too. So creative!”
“Cc boss HR #eh”
https://t.co/Ezx1PByZQc mesti orang Melakau ni— Econsave (@econsavemy) July 1, 2019
“Why is the social media admin for Econsave so kelakor (funny)”
“Hi. You must be from Melakau (Melaka)”
Im in!— Darweana Azzahra (@WeanaZara) July 1, 2019
I’m in too!— Econsave (@econsavemy) July 1, 2019
Some took advantage of how responsive the social media manager was and asked some other questions.
Engakk. Jika dilihat pada description kerja, nga mungkin lah tukang masak— Econsave (@econsavemy) July 1, 2019
“From looking at the pictures, it seems like a chef would be suitable”
“Nooo, if you look from the job description, there’s no way it could be a chef”
“That’s why I said from looking at the pictures mbak (brother)”
“STAY STRONG AND CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS”
Hai— Econsave (@econsavemy) July 1, 2019
Jawapan serius : Admin akan usulkan kepada pihak atasan
Jawapan kurang serius : Nanti orang Kedah boleh nampak Econsave Perlis daripada rumah mereka je
“Can you guys open an Econsave in Perlis please”
Serious answer: I’ll bring this issue up to the relevant department”
Less serious answer: If we open one in Perlis, people in Kedah will be able to see it from their houses”
Hi. Setakat ini belum ada.Kalau ada nanti admin akan maklumkan ya— Econsave (@econsavemy) July 1, 2019
* Taknak bash perempuan bukan boleh menang pun *
“Admin, are there any other vacant positions available?
I won’t demand such a high salary. Just enough to pay the dowry of a woman who has a bachelors degree, CGPA unknown”
“Hi. At the moment there are no other vacancies. If there are I’ll let you know yeah.
*Not gonna say anything about women, not like we can win that argument anyway*”
Hi Mat Pening 😵😵. Mohon hantar resume. Sejarah baru mungkin tercipta sekiranya anda layak!— Econsave (@econsavemy) July 1, 2019
Hai Mat pening, u got crush here. Please unmention admin if nak sambung conversation!— Econsave (@econsavemy) July 1, 2019
Ye tahu.Saje bagi harapan palsu dekat Mat Pening.Kah!— Econsave (@econsavemy) July 1, 2019
Hai. Kenapa saya menjadi mangsa keadaan. 😔— #MP (@MatPe_Ning) July 1, 2019
“I’m a history graduate. Can I apply for this position?”
“Hi Mat Pening, do send your resume our way. History may be written if you make the cut!”
“Why are you so funny hahahahahaha”
“Hai Mat Pening, looks like you got a crush here. Please unmention me if you’d like to continue the conversation.”
“I said you’re the funny one”
“Yes, I know. Was giving Mat Pening false hope on purpose. Kah!”
“Hai. How did I become a victim of circumstance?”
Did you manage to figure out the answer?
🤫— Econsave (@econsavemy) July 1, 2019