Yesterday, the North South highway had a field trip for itâ€™s Waze users as they got caught in the traffic jam coming back to Kuala Lumpur.
Twitter user @zahidbaharom shared a thread of hilarious comments he screenshoted of other fellow road users who were also stuck on the road with him.
He started his thread with a harmless compilations of screenshots very innocently with a user describing the traffic jam as sticky as dodol.
Then it got a little wilder when someone started cursing, â€œThose slow pokes on the right lane are pigs.â€
Though generally the tweets he compiled were hilarious.
With one from a Waze user called maks_pain, “My kid pooped. I can’t breathe till the next stop!â€
Another unknown Wazer took a step further, “I want to poop. Where was yesterdayâ€™s Tupperware?â€
â€” Z (@zahidbaharom) June 9, 2019
Any guesses on what he plans to do with that Tupperware?
And the unknown wazer continues, “Please help me! I feel like pooping and my stomach hurts, I didn’t eat right.â€
pisang brader ni pic.twitter.com/8ITwV1Ga2H
â€” asyrof (@m_asyrof98) June 9, 2019
On the flip side, there were more joyful Waze users who wanted to feast on the road.
An unknown Wazer invited the others by saying, “Letâ€™s celebrate Raya on the highway. Anyone sharing Raya cookies. Hungryâ€
â€” (ã£â—”â—¡â—”)ã£ Syaf (@SyafO_O) June 9, 2019
One even offered some nasi dagang, an East Coast delicacy.
â€œWhoâ€™s hungry? Please honk you want some nasi dagang,â€
â€” â€ŽâŽŠ 🧨 (@amir_muzzahid7) June 9, 2019
Another fellow Wazer also invited people to their car, “Do come Raya at my car, this traffic jam is going to be a long one.â€
Tak sempat nk pergi beraya tadi 🤣 pic.twitter.com/0KV8nlTTUW
â€” cikk ainnn (@hakunaAin) June 9, 2019
Some more money-minded said, â€œCome letâ€™s Salam Raya in the jam, at least my kids can get some Duit Raya…â€
â€” Reppo (@MohdZharef) June 9, 2019
You can also read multiple regrets and sighs on the Waze Map Chat.
Some regretting marrying people from up north.
“Why? Why did I match with a northerner? The girl next door wanted me. I didn’t want. Now I feel it.”
â€” Ameera 🌼 (@nrlfatinamirah) June 10, 2019
â€œI should have just married my next door neighbour.â€
â€” TyrionHandnister 🖐️ (@IkhwanSani94) June 9, 2019
On the contrary, some were looking for spouses.
“In the midst of this jam, is my soul mate here? My mom is making noise.”
Nah sis tambah 😂 pic.twitter.com/KsEUl1gEoj
â€” Comot (@redbear_00) June 10, 2019
Another pointed out that those who didn’t want to sit in the jam could have opted for the viral Helicopter Raya rental service.
â€” 🦍 (@nxzz_sxms) June 9, 2019
Lastly, some wanted to try the old (ill-advised) Kiki Challenge.
â€” Amir (@amir_oppaa) June 9, 2019
Whatever it is, it’s really good that some Malaysians are able to find the humor in any situation and can cheer up each other, to boot!